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07-08-2022, 03:07 PM
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Russia: Drunk Driver Split In Half After Wrecking Vehicle
"In the Aldan region of Yakutia today there was a terrible accident. The drunken man behind the wheel flew into a ditch at full speed, from which his body was torn in half, and the car was very crushed." |
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07-08-2022, 03:25 PM
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Re: Russia: Drunk Driver Split In Half After Wrecking Vehicle
At least his stupidity only killed himself!
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07-08-2022, 03:37 PM
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Re: Russia: Drunk Driver Split In Half After Wrecking Vehicle
Its twice the Walk, but at least half the Weight! ..recovering that body  |
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07-08-2022, 04:20 PM
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Re: Russia: Drunk Driver Split In Half After Wrecking Vehicle
The fireman wants none of that scene. Can't say I blame him.
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07-08-2022, 04:47 PM
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Re: Russia: Drunk Driver Split In Half After Wrecking Vehicle
He was traveling at full speed because he was Russian to get somewhere.
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07-08-2022, 05:18 PM
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Re: Russia: Drunk Driver Split In Half After Wrecking Vehicle
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07-08-2022, 06:05 PM
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Re: Russia: Drunk Driver Split In Half After Wrecking Vehicle
If that were a woman you could sell both halves as sex toys.
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07-08-2022, 09:22 PM
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Re: Russia: Drunk Driver Split In Half After Wrecking Vehicle
Don't drink and drive - You'll spill your vodka  |
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07-08-2022, 10:14 PM
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Re: Russia: Drunk Driver Split In Half After Wrecking Vehicle
His name was Johnny. Ever since he was a child, he had a urinary tract infection. Every time he went to urinate he'd have to go again a few minutes later. As an adult, he suffered from memory loss. Every time he went to the grocery store he'd forget something and have to go back to the store to get it. So, he was known as Johnny "Two Trips", all the way to the end.  |
