[v1r]

"A motorcyclist riding his Honda along Maxim Gorky Street in Lobnya, Moscow Region, died in a collision with a dump truck."

[HYPRTCKR]

~ It's what happens when one coldly & riskfully miscalculates their final destination access time.
~ This intersection seems awefully familiar.

[Mr_Shlaapu]

That guy was gettin it on that bike!

Getting killed.

[SimoneFlen']

[pokerplay]

OP, this is really offensive, but I’m going to try and hold my tongue.
Just because a Russian who may have had a little to drink…Okay, a Russian who is possibly a little inebriated… Okay, okay, just because a drunk Russian meets a special girl, and she happens to be a fan of the chocolate chip cookies. Wait, what do they snack on in Russia. Okay, she happens to be a fan of the plushkis (for those that don’t know, these are glazed cinnamon buns). Just because a drunk Russian happens to fall in love with a girl that can’t resist the sweet cinnamon sugary goodness of a few plushkis… Okay, so every morning when she wakes up, she shoves the plushkis in her pie hole like she’s playing the Chubby-Bunny game at a sleepover.
Just because a drunk Russian meets a slightly portly, slightly big through the hips, slightly roomy young lady, with cheeks full of plushkis, and she’s wearing a muumuu (and she’s not pregnant), and when she stands on a scale, the display reads ‘ONE AT A TIME.’ Just because her ass looks like two potbelly pigs fighting over a milk dud, and when she said she wanted a waterbed, you can just put a blanket over Lake Baikal.
Just because she’s so round that Luke Skywalker keeps trying to blow her up in an X-Wing, and when she sat on a bag of skittles, a rainbow appeared.
Just because of all this, you don’t have to refer to her as a dump truck.
I’m just giving you food for thought, but be careful she might eat that too. Please tell her all the kind people at DR said to ignore the haters and keep her chins up.

[letslive666]

No one cares ^^ way to waste ur time.

[William May]

Originally Posted by pokerplay ↗

OP, this is really offensive, but I’m going to try and hold my tongue.
Just because a Russian who may have had a little to drink…Okay, a Russian who is possibly a little inebriated… Okay, okay, just because a drunk Russian meets a special girl, and she happens to be a fan of the chocolate chip cookies. Wait, what do they snack on in Russia. Okay, she happens to be a fan of the plushkis (for those that don’t know, these are glazed cinnamon buns). Just because a drunk Russian happens to fall in love with a girl that can’t resist the sweet cinnamon sugary goodness of a few plushkis… Okay, so every morning when she wakes up, she shoves the plushkis in her pie hole like she’s playing the Chubby-Bunny game at a sleepover.
Just because a drunk Russian meets a slightly portly, slightly big through the hips, slightly roomy young lady, with cheeks full of plushkis, and she’s wearing a muumuu (and she’s not pregnant), and when she stands on a scale, the display reads ‘ONE AT A TIME.’ Just because her ass looks like two potbelly pigs fighting over a milk dud, and when she said she wanted a waterbed, you can just put a blanket over Lake Baikal.
Just because she’s so round that Luke Skywalker keeps trying to blow her up in an X-Wing, and when she sat on a bag of skittles, a rainbow appeared.
Just because of all this, you don’t have to refer to her as a dump truck.
I’m just giving you food for thought, but be careful she might eat that too. Please tell her all the kind people at DR said to ignore the haters and keep her chins up.

A truly uplifting and urgent plea for inter-personal understanding and compassion! You should work for the United Nations!

[William May]

Plus, if I ever go to Russia, I am going to be sure to order a couple of "Plushkis". They sound yummy.
I'll hold off on the dump truck, though.

[ride]

Common denominator with all these dead Russian biker threads? Besides being Russian, young male on a sport bike?

No. Formal. Training.

And...plushkis?

[pokerplay]

Thanks letslive666. Usually the haters on this site just lead with gay slurs or racial slurs or suggest the OP insert something unfortunate in their orifices. The haters do this especially to the female posters (Simone can back me up here).

But there is nothing more satisfying than the hater moron that claims 'its just not funny'. So unfunny that you took the time to post on the board. I LOVE your type of hater. Never anything clever, that would take too many brain cells that you don't have access to. It's simply a very telling declaration that you, supreme douchebag in charge of what is humerous and what is not, state 'it is not funny'. I waste my time just for these moments. Thank you and I masturbate in your general direction.

In response, would you please share with the group all of hysterically funny posts you have made? It would be great for all of us to have a real laugh. Its so rare that anything humorous makes its way into these grim boards on death and dismemberment. I did a quick search, but for some reason I didn't find any of your genius one-liners. Please share and once you do - I promise I won't waste my time any longer trying to meet your expectations of what is funny. Love you and please do go fuck yourself. Bahahahahha!