Russia - "Accidental" Fall

v1r · #1 09-05-2021, 12:24 PM

Sorry about the watermark.
"A teenager died today at lunchtime in Orenburg on Diagnosticheskaya Street, falling out of the window of a high-rise building. According to the CCTV footage, the jumper landed right in front of the walking married couple with children."

ride · #2 09-05-2021, 12:48 PM

with slightly better timing, he might have had a five-fer.

Necrotic Bowel · #3 09-05-2021, 01:19 PM

If that were me walking with the kids I’d have told them that’s what happens if you don’t eat your vegetables.

Trunkzdbz · #4 09-05-2021, 01:43 PM

Now that made for an eventful day.

HYPRTCKR · #5 09-05-2021, 04:14 PM

~ This was no accident, it was a suicide.
~ Obviously the guy had family problems & wanted to demonstrate that by committing suicide in front of a happy family.
~ Most symbolic of someone who also wanted to foresee future adoption, thru rebirth, by the same, a happy family.

rhubarb_king · #6 09-05-2021, 06:55 PM

It was that family's lucky day. They should thank their lucky sta- ...err.. "Hammers and Sickles", that the landing missed all four of them and they were spared.

mcpronoun · #7 09-05-2021, 07:10 PM

I wonder if he was aiming for them.

Soldierforsatan · #8 09-05-2021, 08:33 PM

that kid is gonna be fucked up for life

Soldierforsatan · #9 09-05-2021, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhubarb_king

It was that family's lucky day. They should thank their lucky sta- ...err.. "Hammers and Sickles", that the landing missed all four of them and they were spared.

genius!

Miquiztli · #10 09-05-2021, 08:39 PM

Gotta commend whoever edited this video, blurring it after the guy had hit the pavement.

Edit: Yeah i think i see why they did it now

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