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08-02-2026, 11:42 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,981
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Rotisserie Chicken Chain Employee Was Shot and Killed in His KIA
Yesterday in Lima, Peru, 43-year-old Marco A.A.H. was shot and killed by hitmen while driving his Kia. He was an employee of a highly popular and fast-growing Peruvian rotisserie chicken chain with over a dozen locations across Lima. The owner of the rotisserie chicken chain had previously faced extortion threats. |
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08-02-2026, 01:31 PM
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Re: Rotisserie Chicken Chain Employee Was Shot and Killed in His KIA
Good thing that’s safety glass. Otherwise it would be all over the driver and interior. New window, new seat, console and carpet and it’ll be good as new.  |
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08-03-2026, 06:04 AM
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Re: Rotisserie Chicken Chain Employee Was Shot and Killed in His KIA
Do you like Lima coladas Being shot on the street Do you like the smell of gunpowder And the taste of defeat Then you’re the target that I’ve looked for Come to me and escape I’ll bury you in a shallow grave In the dunes of the cape |
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08-03-2026, 10:19 AM
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Re: Rotisserie Chicken Chain Employee Was Shot and Killed in His KIA
Dead as a rotisserie chicken. Hey, those are beautiful people south of the border. Would the "Colonel" be able to start KFC now if these people were in our country charging extortion and killing fry cooks?
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08-03-2026, 06:48 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:139 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,695 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6177 Post(s)
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Re: Rotisserie Chicken Chain Employee Was Shot and Killed in His KIA
Well, at least the owner hasn't chickened out in the face of extortion threats. He can always replace a cook, and now he has warning to watch his own back.
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08-03-2026, 07:20 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:29 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 48,798 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 24005 Post(s)
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Re: Rotisserie Chicken Chain Employee Was Shot and Killed in His KIA
A Peruvian rotisserie chicken killed my father. Prepare to die
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08-04-2026, 03:16 PM
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 •Sofa King Band• Poster Rank:418 The external genitalia are that of an otherwise normal adult male. (I was in the pool!) Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 2,762
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Re: Rotisserie Chicken Chain Employee Was Shot and Killed in His KIA
His cause of death shall be listed as fowl play.
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