[eyeful_hound]

SO... What would a pharmacist have to coat money (powder, etc), that would seep into the skin and cause an immediate heart attack in the victim?

[William May]

Originally Posted by eyeful_hound ↗

SO... What would a pharmacist have to coat money (powder, etc), that would seep into the skin and cause an immediate heart attack in the victim?

Ohhhhh........VERY good question!!

[William May]

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

"He was rescued, but died in a hospital in the region, where a heart attack was confirmed"

Doubt they used heroic efforts to save the thief...

Hopefully they just tossed him in the trunk of the squad car.
And then parked it for the weekend at the police station.
Then opened it up monday to see if he was still there.

[albie54]

His heart just wasn't in it!

[vagabond]

I've never seen such a lackadaisical robbery in my life. He must have seized up from boredom. "After you, my dear Alphonse." No, after you, my dear sir."

[addictionna]

i found this very funny.

[soyadude]

Instant karma

[hca66]

maybe he could of een saved if someone had called the ambulance,
but maybe self -preservation was upper most in their minds...
too bad theyre on cctv.
Anyhow he wont rob anyone else again.

[GiJoe7898]

she's bent over, don't clang her, bang her

[FavaBeans]

Im gonna say The Grim Reaper was waiting for him behind the counter