[Kyle416]

Originally Posted by PixaLot ↗

Two documentaries were made using the footage from his video diary. I have seen the second (badly edited) doc, he was SERIOUSLY screwed up! At one point, as a punishment to himself for missing a Bjork broadcast on TV, he exposes his very tiny penis to the camera (in sickening extreme close up) and talks about... well, how tiny his very tiny penis is.
The original doc, by Sami Saif is apparantly pretty insightful, in terms of witnessing a persons mental decline. If anyone knows how to get hold of it I would be much grateful

Yes, I have the documentary where someone edits down his 20 hours of tape to a 104 minute documentary. Very interesting, but I'd like to see the other one.
I can upload the edited down documentary but I'm not sure that one single post can handle 104 minutes. (?)

[Vamooska]

That wasn't the Ricardo Lopez of the famous Lopez' burrito stand empire was it? last I heard they expanded to 7 carts in the NYC area. That sucks to know that now they only have 6.

[garfield1415]

yep i would kill myself if i listened to a WHOLE Bjork album too

[Whiteboy1369]

Originally Posted by FireFlyGuts ↗

You mean like this?

Thats awesome.

[Extinctionjet]

You can download the entire 5 hours that he recorded himself. Infact you can tell when he "Snapps" and goes insane. The insanity consumed him.

[gonzaeri000]

well at least he did it?

[carsonsmommy]

i think this is fake as shit if he shot him self there would be blood spatter behind him

[Eisenberg]

Originally Posted by carsonsmommy ↗

i think this is fake as shit if he shot him self there would be blood spatter behind him

you have seen many fakes until now in movies where you always see a blood splatter behind the person at the wall. In this case he is shooting vertically, look closer you clearly see the top of his crane bulging whe the bullet passes through. This is not a fucking shotgun why should his head explode

[Serpens22]

Ok my husky, tragic black and red friend, here's my review of your suicide video/acid bomb threat/performance art(?) piece:

PRO: I really like the red makeup on your nipples, it just adds a nice pop of color and really brings out the crazy in your eyes while pairing nicely with the faux-WWF face paint.

CON: Dissing Bjork for loving black people? I didn't think there were any black people in Iceland... Come on man, do your research.

PRO: I appreciate your realistic take on the acid bomb's potential success/failure - excellent job of managing the audience's expectations. Don't want to get us too riled up just to be disappointed post facto.

CON: You should have used a more powerful gun. I didn't see any blood splatter to indicate an exit wound. I'm worried that you didn't die right away and might have experienced a few minutes of excruciating pain. After years of listening to Bjork, I think you'd already endured more than enough.

PRO: EXCELLENT choice of background music - if anyone was suffering from last minute pre-suicide second-guessing jitters, that goat-bleating drivel is the perfect thing to push you right over the edge. But also...

CON: HORRIBLE choice of background music - you seemed so lost, sad (obvi), and un-medicated, and unfortunately, Bjork and pre-existing/undiagnosed psychiactric conditions NEVER mix well. I wish I could have run into that room, knocked your tubby ass on the ground, shut that miserable music off, and forced some Thorazine or Haldol down your pie hole before you went and wasted your life. You didn't deserve any of this - plenty of average, healthy American adults have reported experiencing similar urges to create poorly contructed acid bombs, get naked, and shoot themselves after exposure to Bjork music at a even only a moderate volume level for more than 10 consecutive minutes at a time. AND, just like how there is that one part of the Law and Order theme song that humans can't hear, but always makes dogs howl, Bjork music also sends transmissions out at certain frequencies that can only be detected and interpreted by schizophrenics. It's not your fault her music turned you bonkers - it should be ILLEGAL for anyone suffering from mental illness to listen to Bjork. On a good day it makes you cover yourself in war paint and bob up and down in a semi-comatose fashion. On a bad day, you transition from naked body painted rocking to heavy breathing and tiny gun barrel swallowing.

Bjork should be ashamed of herself.

Rest in peace sad, crazy buddy. I hope the next life is kinder to you.

[Serpens22]

Is there some link between tiny penises and suicide? Because listen guys, I'm sure it sucks, but you CAN compensate. Read "Box Lunch: A Layperson's Guide to Cunnilingus" and practice your ass off. You'll never worry about your hamsterboner ruining your chances with the ladies again.