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07-18-2026, 09:33 AM
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Reserve Off-duty MP Officer on Bike Slams into the Back of a Garbage Truck
Brazil. A reserve military police officer, identified as Juberto S. S, 55, died last Tuesday night after the motorcycle he was riding collided into the back of a garbage truck.  The garbage truck driver remained at the scene, cooperated with authorities, and passed a breathalyzer test with a 0.00% alcohol reading according to police.  |
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07-18-2026, 10:53 AM
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Re: Reserve Off-duty MP Officer on Bike Slams into the Back of a Garbage Truck
Juberto must have been trashed before getting on his motorcycle. Ride trashed, die by trash.
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07-18-2026, 12:43 PM
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Re: Reserve Off-duty MP Officer on Bike Slams into the Back of a Garbage Truck
Easy clean up. There’s enough people there to just pick him and the bike up, toss it in the back and hit the switch.  Oh, by the way, don’t forget to strap your helmet on and don’t have it just resting on your head. You know, in case you get into some kind of a collision type of accident. |
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07-19-2026, 02:32 AM
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Re: Reserve Off-duty MP Officer on Bike Slams into the Back of a Garbage Truck
That shit's bound to get infected. Lets not help him in any way.
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07-19-2026, 03:18 AM
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Re: Reserve Off-duty MP Officer on Bike Slams into the Back of a Garbage Truck
Maybe they should check the blood alcohol content of the reserve MP officer?
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07-19-2026, 02:11 PM
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Re: Reserve Off-duty MP Officer on Bike Slams into the Back of a Garbage Truck
i'd say he was only doing around 15mph at the time of impact
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07-19-2026, 03:20 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,613 Mentioned: 28 Post(s) Quoted: 24329 Post(s)
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Re: Reserve Off-duty MP Officer on Bike Slams into the Back of a Garbage Truck
Always ride with your eyes open, kids
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07-20-2026, 06:09 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:125 Now look what you made me do. Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 13,078 Mentioned: 43 Post(s) Quoted: 6260 Post(s)
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Re: Reserve Off-duty MP Officer on Bike Slams into the Back of a Garbage Truck
He must have bin drinking.
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