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11-23-2020, 04:31 PM
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I think the snake may have broken his neck. He wound the snake so it was wedged between his collarbone and base of his skull with (2) laps and the snake squeezed. That would have elongated the top of his spine and separated it from his brain stem perhaps.
Look at his head flop when they pick him up..
Well if the snake didn't succeed in breaking his neck the asshole dragging him away by his fucking head certainly would've.
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Wow there first aid or first response is excellent I was waiting for act 2 when the snake starts to eat this dumb shit, wrap the snake around your neck see what happens & wtf kind of outfits are these guys wearing
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Stupid audience and nobody is aware of CPR.
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If I believe enough in Jesus this snake cannot kill me. “SNAKE” If I believe enough in snake Jesus he will die. YAY SNAKE JESUS! Lol
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First rule of non-venomous snake handling: after 6ft long, two people to handle. Add another for every 3ft after that. And NEVER hang it around your neck... Let alone WRAP the fucking thing. Jesus Christ.

Also, are those children watching all that? Wtf
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I think the snake may have broken his neck. He wound the snake so it was wedged between his collarbone and base of his skull with (2) laps and the snake squeezed. That would have elongated the top of his spine and separated it from his brain stem perhaps.
Look at his head flop when they pick him up..
Yeah, that wasn't strangulation. There was literally no reaction prior to death. Looks like the snake flexed and it was over
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Im tired of these motherfing snakes at this mother motherfing cirus!
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Snake tapped him on the shoulder and said "hey buddy show ends early tonight"
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Should have just tapped out
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