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10-28-2018, 01:01 AM
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yes I know what I said...and yes I think you just proved my point... and yes, I know that your username is in reference to your "faith"... that's why we're laughing, because it's exactly the same as scientology and a million other cults/religions... you take yourself so seriously that no rational, logical person can.....pal.
I'll give you this much, you've proved me wrong: I would've thought it impossible to type that much, and really not say anything? You're quite the enigma, what Doc aspires to be.

I'm glad you understand what you said, because maybe that means you'll understand this: If you knew what I said, you'd have gotten that I'm able to distinguish between faith and rationale, something you in all your sanctimony and assumed intellect apparently can't. Might wanna reflect on that a bit considering that inability really voids any imaginary ground you think you have to stand on when referring to yourself as a "rational, logical person."
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I'll give you this much, you've proved me wrong: I would've thought it impossible to type that much, and really not say anything? You're quite the enigma, what Doc aspires to be.

I'm glad you understand what you said, because maybe that means you'll understand this: If you knew what I said, you'd have gotten that I'm able to distinguish between faith and rationale, something you in all your sanctimony and assumed intellect apparently can't. Might wanna reflect on that a bit considering that inability really voids any imaginary ground you think you have to stand on when referring to yourself as a "rational, logical person."
aaaaand again you prove my point.... not only are you a hypocrite, you're a massively arrogant one who obviously masturbates with a thesaurus always in one hand... seriously? I wrote a few sentences, and you claim I "didn't say anything"... yet you write even more (drawing heavily from that sticky thesaurus) and just end up whining "you just don't understaaaaannd!" boo hoo... quit being snotty and people won't call you on your bullshit...
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I lord over gayness so hard, and so often, and with such laser guided pizazz that I feel that I need some official type head dress--like a Crown, or one of those Pope tubes. I'm religious as hell. Something, anything to help me better gather the waves of countless penises I want, need really, getting all tangled up in my stupid hair.
That's the first sensible thing you've probably ever thought of Assgardenia. I love to design hats for my friends, so I figured why not one for Assguard as well.
Now, it's just in its rough stage of development, but I am digging it so far. I think it will suit you, no matter what you look like. That's important--you want a hat to look like you were only born to wear it. It sounded pretty important too, so I left plenty of access to your hair.
Yup, it's just a matter of flipping that little padlock right side up, and I think it might be done!
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Gone are the days of J81. Woe unto us. The villain of today, even armed the white hot poker of 'All Words', and Jet Packs that burn their high octane enthusiasm to pry, and suck away any dislodged hilarity wherever they smell laughter, this type of villain can only ever manage to leave behind the same drab foamy remnants they arrived leaking from their pores--only hardened and more sour. The modern villain brings no joy, no humour, and definitely nothing interesting to our Safari. There was more soul in just that one finger J81 used to click off 'Fucks' to me with than in 10 dick scribbled Assgardeners combined.
Oh how I long for mid-August through September's nemesizations.
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10-28-2018, 07:22 AM
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Two questions for you: (1) why do you write so funny and (2) why do you take pleasure from seeing an officer down?

I am calling on the mods to take this post down.
I think you're on the wrong site, bootlicker. If he wasn't a cop, would you condemn it equally? If not, you're a submissive pussy bootlicker, if so, then you don't belong here
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Gone are the days of J81.
I find it funny that J81 gets so upset and annoyed with your literary style that he follows every post you make just to click "Dislike"

Imagine getting so butthurt about words on a screen

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10-28-2018, 12:56 PM
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J81=
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He was doing the thriller


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