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10-16-2018, 08:42 PM
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 ⋆Bunnylord⋆ Poster Rank:49 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 30,751
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The Pork Belly Boogie
An authority cluster foolishly loses one from its ranks after ham-handedly barging through Town. Their pageant intersected with some locals celebrating the sunshine by throwing stones at everything. Even though the armoured cluster was in full action regalia it was no match for the picnic, and it can clearly be seen to hurriedly abandon part of itself--like a reptile offering up its own tale. It remains to be seen whether the portion left behind was actually struck by anything, but it's assumed that it probably just perished from fear. |
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10-16-2018, 08:54 PM
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| My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:901 if you worship something, then you are a slave to that thing Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 824 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 327 Post(s)
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Re: The Pork Belly Boogie
 man, that 'Dr. Thrumpkinz' translator shines again... ...jerk gets jerky after he's jerked out of a jerky circle jerk... |
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10-16-2018, 09:03 PM
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Re: The Pork Belly Boogie
Leonidas yelling, "Spartan's" Then you see homeboy doing the truffle shuffle on the deck like Julia Roberts on Steel Magnolias  |
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10-16-2018, 11:02 PM
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Re: The Pork Belly Boogie
Hats off to the one brave dude who tried standing over and protecting his fallen comrade!
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10-16-2018, 11:07 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:6539 Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 33 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 2 Post(s)
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Re: The Pork Belly Boogie
He looked like was crushed by his own men during a "reverse" stampede. I could be wrong though
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10-16-2018, 11:25 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:476 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,223 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 494 Post(s)
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Re: The Pork Belly Boogie
They should've opened fire and dropped a few...the rest would've run away like hell!  |
