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Re: Police Finds Dead Bloated Guy on Couch in NY

Why was he sitting on the couch "naked," in the first place?!
My guess is a fapping session while watching porn or just scratching his balls to death on a hot summer day.
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I would bid on the sofa its for sale
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GOAT unit
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With the shortage of apartments in New York, no doubt once the body is removed, this dwelling will be rented quickly.
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Can you imagine the stink.
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The sound when they enter makes it sound ominous when they look at the corpse
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As the venerable Marshall Mathers, AKA Eminem, had once rapped:
"That muthafuckas got nuts like King Kong!"
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That's what I call a gas attack.
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Sexy cop


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