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03-13-2019, 10:38 AM
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Piggyback Smokers Igñite
No, no, they were tortured, murdered, and then their remains left partially burned. But it looks kind of like she lit a cigarette while piggybacking the dude, and that caught his pant leg, then her face, then his weener, and the nape of her neck and boobs, etc. The smoke stack running around in five alarm circles like a top-heavy cartoon firetruck with its ladder stuck on 'UP'. Either way...End result. |
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03-13-2019, 12:38 PM
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Re: Piggyback Smokers Igñite
 Oh geez...this one MUST become a "Thrumpy Classic"! Thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long, long time, Doc. I'll never look at firetrucks the same way again... |
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03-13-2019, 02:02 PM
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Re: Piggyback Smokers Igñite
In my head, it all went down a little something like this!
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03-13-2019, 03:32 PM
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Re: Piggyback Smokers Igñite
We can rule out spontaneous combustion.  |
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03-13-2019, 08:35 PM
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Re: Piggyback Smokers Igñite
She was smoking hot!  |
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03-13-2019, 11:26 PM
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Re: Piggyback Smokers Igñite
Ironically, the way that woman is burning is exactly how victims have been mistaken to have spontaneously combust! Obviously spontaneous combustion is not a real phenomenon but it took police and fire investigators many years to understand how people burn so completely yet leave almost everything around them undisturbed. Interestingly, the victims would burn for a long time, a slow burn, often leaving some extremities unconsumed. Normally only parts of the body that were clothed would be consumed, an effect called ‘candeling’. Because the fire, and therefore heat, was so low, it would leave things untouched that are just a few feet away from the burning body. |
