Pathetic Excuse of a Beheading

docfr8 · #11 ● 04-06-2020, 06:45 PM

There has to be some evolving feet and flip flop recognition software

megaman · #12 ● 04-06-2020, 07:14 PM

When the knife spanks rather than cuts you need to stop and recheck your methods

Oscar99 · #13 ● 04-06-2020, 11:55 PM

Why would you kick a bloody head in pristine white coloured flip flops

Brynjar · #14 ● 04-07-2020, 02:38 AM

Originally Posted by William May ↗

And they would have been better off buying him a scooter. Heads fall off on those with astonishing regularity, and without all the brutal hacking.
I wouldn't let these guys make a peanut-butter-and-jelly-sandwich with their knife skills.
It used to be, the mob would leave a dead fish on your doorstep, as a threat of death.
But now, they just send a brand-new scooter, with no helmet.
If you receive one of those, give it to a neighbor.

...or a horse head in your bed.

rhubarb_king · #15 ● 04-07-2020, 03:34 AM

Naww isn't that sweet? "His first beheading..." AND they got it off in the end

soja · #16 ● 04-07-2020, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Well, I was being facetious. But it DOES seem that if you look at the scooter accidents on here, people seem to lose their heads pretty often. I'm not really talking about the little foot scooters like the Razor. (Although I'm sure people get hurt on them all the time, but usually bruises or scrapes, not decapitations) I was referring to the little gasoline scooters or small motorcycles that you always see on here, headed directly for the center of the radiator grill on a cement truck, bus, or side of a railway locomotive. Seriously, these gangsters make a 10 minute misery out of chopping someone's head off, when on here you can see them popped off in a tenth of a second, by amateurs. If I was a drug lord, I would be VERY embarrassed to have the clumsiness of my associates revealed to the public. You wonder how they can even get a door open "PULL, NOT PUSH!!!"
Unless your drug gang happens to be named "The LaurelandHardyistas"

oooh my god, of course- a scooter. Here I'm thinking of the damn kids toy, embarrasing. I am a bit off sometimes, hah