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10-21-2025, 01:51 PM
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Partially-Predated Body, of Teenager Who Died in Canoe Collision, Is Recovered
Beruri, Amazonas, Brazil A man identified as Fred S. died after a collision between two canoes on a stretch of the Purus River, in Beruri, in the interior of Amazonas. The incident occurred on Monday night (20). According to witnesses, the handmade boats collided head-on. Fred's friend, and the crew of the other boat, managed to save themselves, but Fred drowned. Local residents began searching and located his body shortly afterward, by which point it had been partially predated by fish. It is thought the crash was caused by poor visibility. |
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10-21-2025, 02:03 PM
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 D.R.'s PM Casanova Poster Rank:27 ҍɘҍɘn Join Date: Feb 2017 Posts: 52,925
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Re: Partially-Predated Body, of Teenager Who Died in Canoe Collision, Is Recovered
one should probably learn to swim before they take their handmade canoes out onto the water to joust.
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10-21-2025, 03:24 PM
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Re: Partially-Predated Body, of Teenager Who Died in Canoe Collision, Is Recovered
Piranha bait.  They didn’t waste any time getting a fresh meat meal.  |
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10-21-2025, 03:52 PM
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Re: Partially-Predated Body, of Teenager Who Died in Canoe Collision, Is Recovered
I don't know... What do you guys think?!?!? I think it's an improvement on the picture of him  He seems to be a little bit lighter than he was before. I guess you can say that he's half the man he used to be   I've never understood why people who can't swim, get in the water and think everything is going to be hunky dory |
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10-21-2025, 07:43 PM
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Re: Partially-Predated Body, of Teenager Who Died in Canoe Collision, Is Recovered
Maybe he could swim, but the piranha swarmed him! They probably go after the eyes first, just like Grizzly bears. |
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10-21-2025, 09:12 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:29 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 48,697 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23971 Post(s)
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Re: Partially-Predated Body, of Teenager Who Died in Canoe Collision, Is Recovered
The constant wailing by women in the background is always a nice touch.
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10-22-2025, 10:12 AM
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Re: Partially-Predated Body, of Teenager Who Died in Canoe Collision, Is Recovered
People postdate checks, but piranhas predate people.
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10-22-2025, 12:42 PM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,191 Mentioned: 19 Post(s) Quoted: 9551 Post(s)
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Re: Partially-Predated Body, of Teenager Who Died in Canoe Collision, Is Recovered
Based solely on that picture of him, I’d say he got what he deserved. 
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