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10-11-2019, 06:38 PM
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Re: One Scoop, or Two?

Surprisingly gentle in removal of the remains
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Re: One Scoop, or Two?

Surprisingly gentle in removal of the remains
The use of gloves is even more surprising!
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The use of gloves is even more surprising!
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Re: One Scoop, or Two?

The pack of local street dogs would have that pavement cleaned within 15 minutes ............. ahhh, the circle of life. One minute you are walking along admiring the ass on the girl walking in front of you, thinking about how the cheeks moving remind you of two bobcats fighting inside a hessian sack - and then the next minute, your splattered remains are getting rolled into a plastic sheet, and somebody in the crowd is asking around if there are any hungry Zombies here who fancy licking up some BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIINSSS !!!
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Re: One Scoop, or Two?

Looks like scrambled eggs with a whooooole lotta ketchup.
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Re: One Scoop, or Two?

Ice machine scoop from Holiday Inn Express across the street.
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Re: One Scoop, or Two?

Where's a shovel when you need one
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Re: One Scoop, or Two?

Poor fella lost a few teeth there
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I wanted vanilla not strawberry
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