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gonna need a scrub brush to get all the old lady off his tires later.
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Driver was so drunk that he was seeing double. He thought he could drive between the 2 women.
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Terrible. You want to help her so bad!
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Now their going to have to change the “grandma got run over by a reindeer” song lyrics.
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TWICE
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WTF is a pensioner? Hahaha...google it genius. A person who receives a pension, especially the government pension given to old people.
In America we call that social security and that's basically nothing
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Re: Old Woman Collapses, Is Run Over by Car

well if she wasn't on deaths door before...
I guess she moved from death's door to deaths wheel.


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