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07-20-2025, 10:12 AM
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Old Slow Moving Man with Walking Stick Wants to Cross the Train Tracks
He had a stroke some time ago so he moves very slow/carefully. He detected the train but his reaction was too slow so he was grabbed by the train and died at the scene.
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07-20-2025, 11:03 AM
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Re: Old Slow Moving Man with Walking Stick Wants to Cross the Train Tracks
He did that shit on purpose
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07-20-2025, 11:04 AM
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Re: Old Slow Moving Man with Walking Stick Wants to Cross the Train Tracks
The village pets can sleep safely once more
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07-20-2025, 11:11 AM
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Re: Old Slow Moving Man with Walking Stick Wants to Cross the Train Tracks
Damn, too bad there wasn't another way around that shit  |
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07-20-2025, 12:13 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 46,910 Mentioned: 26 Post(s) Quoted: 23208 Post(s)
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Re: Old Slow Moving Man with Walking Stick Wants to Cross the Train Tracks
I think he did it on porpoise  |
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07-20-2025, 03:51 PM
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Re: Old Slow Moving Man with Walking Stick Wants to Cross the Train Tracks
Dumb ways to die, really dumb ways to die… |
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#7
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07-20-2025, 04:52 PM
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Re: Old Slow Moving Man with Walking Stick Wants to Cross the Train Tracks
Why bring his bags then?
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#8
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07-20-2025, 05:44 PM
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Re: Old Slow Moving Man with Walking Stick Wants to Cross the Train Tracks
In the time that he took to turn around and individually place 2 feet and a cane over the rail, he could have dropped and rolled out of the hit zone. Old people are petrified of falling because it breaks their brittle bones, but he had no choice there: Fall or die.
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07-20-2025, 06:14 PM
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Re: Old Slow Moving Man with Walking Stick Wants to Cross the Train Tracks
Dramatic effect stupid. Duh!
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07-20-2025, 06:54 PM
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Re: Old Slow Moving Man with Walking Stick Wants to Cross the Train Tracks
It was so he would have a change of clothes in Heaven. Obviously
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