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05-06-2025, 06:03 PM
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Old Man Drowned at Mall Swimming Pool
Amelia's Ward, Guyana A 67-year-old man, Henry G., drowned whilst swimming at a swimming pool at the Toucan Mall during the night. Henry was reportedly a mall employee and a relative of the owner. |
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05-06-2025, 06:42 PM
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Re: Old Man Drowned at Mall Swimming Pool
If humans were meant to swim we wouldn't have left the ocean
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05-06-2025, 08:08 PM
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Re: Old Man Drowned at Mall Swimming Pool
He failed drown proofing evolution  |
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05-06-2025, 08:14 PM
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Re: Old Man Drowned at Mall Swimming Pool
If God had meant us to swim, he would have given us Jet-Skis!  |
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05-06-2025, 08:15 PM
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Re: Old Man Drowned at Mall Swimming Pool
He was doing OK until they tied the cement blocks to him!  |
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05-06-2025, 08:28 PM
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Re: Old Man Drowned at Mall Swimming Pool
Weekend at Bernie's part guyana  |
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05-06-2025, 11:22 PM
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Re: Old Man Drowned at Mall Swimming Pool
what to do, what do to... i know! i will jump right into the deep end of the pool to finally learn how to swim after 67 years! what could go wrong? |
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05-07-2025, 01:31 AM
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Re: Old Man Drowned at Mall Swimming Pool
How the fuck do you drown within inches of the side of a pool? Just grab the edge & hold on. JFC, I've had multiple near-death experiences surfing & whitewater rafting (among others) & I can't even imagine giving up that close to saving yourself.
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05-07-2025, 03:15 AM
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Re: Old Man Drowned at Mall Swimming Pool
"Well, guess we'll just wait til he gets caught in the skimmer..."
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