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02-13-2023, 07:39 AM
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Old Man Bumps Into Glass Door, Falls Down and Dies
Chavakkad, Kerala state, India An 84-year-old retired Navy officer, U.H., died after hitting his head on the glass door of a shop. He had come to the dry fruits shop and tried to enter without noticing the glass door. As soon as he hit his head, he tumbled backwards, leading to a deep cut on his head. He was rushed to hospital, but could not be saved. |
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02-13-2023, 08:13 AM
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Re: Old Man Bumps Into Glass Door, Falls Down and Dies
Glass door or a trampoline? The guy bounced  |
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02-13-2023, 03:46 PM
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Re: Old Man Bumps Into Glass Door, Falls Down and Dies
So did his fucking head....right off that bumper and then the curb... 
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |
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02-13-2023, 04:37 PM
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Re: Old Man Bumps Into Glass Door, Falls Down and Dies
Not even glass can be stupid-proof.
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02-13-2023, 04:51 PM
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Re: Old Man Bumps Into Glass Door, Falls Down and Dies
Tried to blame it on the glass door when the whole time the killers were laying in wait in the parking space out front. 
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02-13-2023, 05:06 PM
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Re: Old Man Bumps Into Glass Door, Falls Down and Dies
Reminded me of this sketch.
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02-13-2023, 09:59 PM
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Re: Old Man Bumps Into Glass Door, Falls Down and Dies
looked pretty spry for 84 until he was laying on the ground, i mean. then he looked older. |
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02-14-2023, 12:40 AM
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Re: Old Man Bumps Into Glass Door, Falls Down and Dies
Maybe if someone "JUMP IN THE FUCKING CAR AND BACKED OUT SOONER" they could have started CPR and sent him home. |
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02-14-2023, 04:41 AM
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Re: Old Man Bumps Into Glass Door, Falls Down and Dies
Life is strange. You never know what’s going to happen or when…  |
