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Re: Old British Man Decapitated After Being Run Over By Bus

So the Title description makes it sound like he was struck by a bus and THEN somebody came along and hacked his head off (“decapitated AFTER being run over by bus”). Which is what I wanted to see. Goddamnit
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Re: Old British Man Decapitated After Being Run Over By Bus

....Happy Halloween!
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Re: Old British Man Decapitated After Being Run Over By Bus

Damn, poor guy got fucked up big time. I bet he wasn't planning on being in a Halloween horror story. Kinda like the director of the Tropic Thunder movie when he stepped on the landmine and got his head blown off That guy picked up his head and did his best Ben Stiller/Tugg Speedman impression
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Re: Old British Man Decapitated After Being Run Over By Bus

The guys head got caught in the wheel arch of a bus after tripping. Tragic and unfortunate. Nothing to do with bs politics or foreigners
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Re: Old British Man Decapitated After Being Run Over By Bus

Welcome to the new Britain where it's ok too tea bag a dead guy i dispare
In his defence I’m pretty sure he didn’t realise it was real.

The realisation later must have been wild
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Re: Old British Man Decapitated After Being Run Over By Bus

In his defence I’m pretty sure he didn’t realise it was real.

The realisation later must have been wild

I think if it was not Halloween, he might have given it a closer look before picking it up
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Re: Old British Man Decapitated After Being Run Over By Bus

Like the scene out of tropic thunder
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Re: Old British Man Decapitated After Being Run Over By Bus

My mate actually watched that guy pick it up and apparently he muttered something then when he picked it up he said "Fuck what the fuck" then the other guy made farting noises or some shit. Fucking trippy huh.
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that's the best Halloween props I've ever seen
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Re: Old British Man Decapitated After Being Run Over By Bus

So the Title description makes it sound like he was struck by a bus and THEN somebody came along and hacked his head off (“decapitated AFTER being run over by bus”). Which is what I wanted to see. Goddamnit
I wanted to see the decapitation by the bus
But it's done already


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