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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

Wow that was quick this year for a Darwin candidate. Did we decide who won 2021?
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

Would have been WAAAAAAYYYY less effort to just duck under...
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

What an 7ncoordinated, unbalanced, and physically unfit moron
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

ffs
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hahahaha. nice!!
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

"Pay Your Fare" "Pay Your Fare"
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

~ Obviously the guy spent all his money on a booze all niter, & he was running late, so he 'had' to skip the fare, but he couldn't skip the turnstile, without a number of tires, & without a culminating head butt twist.
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

OK...This is creeping me the fuck out...
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

Deaths by turnstile are disproportionately low-income people of color, which demonstrates the deeply-entrenched systemic racism that persists in American public transportation.
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

That's one poorly written post......

That aside. Far out. The lengths people will go to in order to avoid paying a small amount.
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