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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

Darwin was right
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natural selection
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

It was at this precise moment that Chuck realized he had mad some poor life decisions.
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

It was at this precise moment that Chuck realized he had mad some poor life decisions.
I don't think he was realizing anything at all.
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

well that was stupid
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Jeezus that was dumb!

At least we are assured that he can't breed that level of stupidity.

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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

His center of gravity was off from whatever was in his backpack. He seemed to have trouble balancing. He could have shoved his bag thru, and maybe have made the landing.
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Wow that was quick this year for a Darwin candidate. Did we decide who won 2021?
Simone, Chris, any admin here: can the site run a Darwin contest for an award for 2021? That would be a hoot!
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And they said it was a victimless crime...
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Re: NYC Man Dies Trying to Hop Subway Turnstile

He kept trying so hard.
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