[docfr8]

He was in the HOT heavily soiled permanent press cycle.. A little downey and a final rinse and everything should be good to go

[DankStank]

"I'm going to tell my kid's this is Old Macdonald and his cow!"

[LouSinew]

Cowboy

[Tyrantus]

Managed to find the backstory for this one somewhere for the people that asked. TylerD Moloko Feel free to add this to the main post, no credit is necessary.

On the morning of 17/5/21, a farmer by the name of O.M.D. woke to find one of his prized cows missing. It is reported that O.M.D. then began to frantically search the local area where he discovered hoofprints that led him to the local river where his cow was located, frightened, but still alive. Witnesses mentioned they heard O.M.D. say "how did you get here?!" as he carefully removed all his clothes and got into the water near the clearly exhausted beast. Witnesses then say the current was too strong and quickly took him also, that's when witnesses say the exasperated cow said "great...now we both cant MOOve!" Witnesses said the farmer could be heard yelling as he was tossed around in the dangerous current, and said he was repeating "eeeee!", "eye!", "oh!" before drowning.

[Ajfrausto5]

[Budd Dwyer]

It looks like an alive person...
His pecker is bloated as fuck and super clean

[jbell0129]

rinse and repeat

[HYPRTCKR]

~ So a naked man was chasing/riding a cow late one evening when.....& that's when he knew he really fucked up!

[ILookyLoo]

jesus god that's bad

[Soggyjhon]

Sort of freaked me out. I’m usually more used to dead bodies that are static (say as in they are in a resting position or rigor mortis). This bloater constantly moving his limbs in the water is intriguingly grotesque, as if it were a marionette puppet being randomly flailed around . Good post