|
#1
●
04-25-2026, 02:32 PM
| ||||||||
 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:271 Join Date: Aug 2022 Posts: 4,923
Contributions: 81
Mentioned: 34 Post(s) Quoted: 960 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Not the Most Efficient Brazilian Hitman, But He Got the Job Done
Naviraí, Mato Grosso do Sul, Brazil A 25-year-old student, João V.d.S.d.F., was shot dead in the early hours of this Saturday (25) in front of a convenience store. CCTV footage of the murder shows the suspect approaching, firing the first shot, and then engaging in a struggle with the young man. Subsequently, more shots were fired. After the victim falls, the man returns and shoots João in the head again. The Military Police reported that they were on patrol when they heard gunshots and found the victim lying on the ground. The Fire Department was called and confirmed the death. A man went to the police and reported that he was forced to help the suspects escape. According to him, he was threatened with a firearm and forced to drive his own car after the crime. According to the testimony, his freedom was restricted during the journey and he was forced to refuel the vehicle. The suspects got off on highway MS-141 and got into another car, which was providing support for the escape. |
|
#2
●
04-25-2026, 02:43 PM
| ||||||||
 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:770 Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,045 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 351 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Not the Most Efficient Brazilian Hitman, But He Got the Job Done
It’s a pleasant surprise to see someone fighting back to try to save their own useless lives… A+ for effort  |
|
#3
●
04-25-2026, 02:43 PM
| ||||||||
 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:113 Secret Agent Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 14,026 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 2934 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Not the Most Efficient Brazilian Hitman, But He Got the Job Done
Yep, cover your face and pretend nothing is happening. Don’t run, don’t look, just ignore it long enough for it to go away.  |
|
#4
●
04-25-2026, 05:15 PM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:569 male Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 1,715
Contributions: 1
Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 363 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Not the Most Efficient Brazilian Hitman, But He Got the Job Done
I'm sure the guy in the blue T-shirt will prove a valuable witness. |
|
#5
●
04-25-2026, 05:33 PM
| ||||||||
 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:124 Happy Happy Happy Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 12,844 Mentioned: 21 Post(s) Quoted: 4227 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Not the Most Efficient Brazilian Hitman, But He Got the Job Done
I like that last little tap at the end Also blue shirt man is beyond ecstatic How he is able to contains his joy over his new pair of shoes is astonishing Truly an act of willpower |
|
#6
●
04-25-2026, 06:52 PM
| ||||||||
 ★ Throbbing Member ★ Poster Rank:220 ICBM Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6,532 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1414 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Not the Most Efficient Brazilian Hitman, But He Got the Job Done
Point blank to the temple and he MISSES? How much more incompetent could that hitman be?  |
|
#7
●
04-25-2026, 09:54 PM
| ||||||||
| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:124 Happy Happy Happy Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 12,844 Mentioned: 21 Post(s) Quoted: 4227 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Not the Most Efficient Brazilian Hitman, But He Got the Job Done
Letting him live would be I think |
|
#8
●
04-26-2026, 03:06 AM
| ||||||||
| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:94 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,920 Mentioned: 8 Post(s) Quoted: 4643 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Not the Most Efficient Brazilian Hitman, But He Got the Job Done
Well, he COULD have shot himself in the foot!  |
|
#9
●
04-26-2026, 04:50 AM
| ||||||||
 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,946
Contributions: 817
Mentioned: 473 Post(s) Quoted: 10236 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Not the Most Efficient Brazilian Hitman, But He Got the Job Done
maybe when i fold my arms and look down it never happened. |
|
#10
●
04-27-2026, 12:46 PM
| ||||||||
| My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:6601 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 32 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 10 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Not the Most Efficient Brazilian Hitman, But He Got the Job Done
The two dudes talking over: "Don't share this in the group or else..." "No no, this one we can't" Proceeds to dutifully share it in other groups. |
