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Non-Aggressive Belly-Flop Leaping Suicide

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11-18-2019, 02:29 AM
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Non-Aggressive Belly-Flop Leaping Suicide

I guess he found the tallest Cardboard & Thatch skyscraper they cobbled together with sticks, spit & dried mud;... climbed aboard; gave his verbal manifesto, and flew towards the metropolitan VIP parking lot.

He dicks around, until about 1:24 when he finally makes his move...
Where's a good train, when you need 'em most.

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11-18-2019, 02:36 AM
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Re: Non-Aggressive Belly-Flop Leaping Suicide

Long live the revolution. He missed the glass of water.
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11-18-2019, 02:46 AM
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Re: Non-Aggressive Belly-Flop Leaping Suicide

was a woman's giggle or scream? lol
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11-18-2019, 04:16 AM
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Re: Non-Aggressive Belly-Flop Leaping Suicide

Some day I think I can fly...
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11-18-2019, 04:49 AM
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Re: Non-Aggressive Belly-Flop Leaping Suicide

Survivable

If you’re going to do it, at least make sure there’s no risk of waking up.
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11-18-2019, 09:39 AM
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Re: Non-Aggressive Belly-Flop Leaping Suicide

I'd kill myself too if I had to hear slurpee all the time.
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11-18-2019, 12:17 PM
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Re: Non-Aggressive Belly-Flop Leaping Suicide

Looked like the guy on the ground thought about catching him for a second.
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11-18-2019, 12:24 PM
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Re: Non-Aggressive Belly-Flop Leaping Suicide

7.5
Dumbass almost hit the constable
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11-18-2019, 04:53 PM
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Mr. RiversEdge,
I like the zoom and slow motion editing that you do to your videos. Very nice and thoughtful of you.
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Re: Non-Aggressive Belly-Flop Leaping Suicide

That poor cop. He's going to have to live with the knowledge that the guy died because he failed to catch him.
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