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Re: Murder with Dull Machete in Brazil

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Re: Murder with Dull Machete in Brazil

full machete?? more like a very lightly sharpened stick.
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Re: Murder with Dull Machete in Brazil

What a nice edge that could be applied with a few file runs across that knife edge of that machete
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Re: Murder with Dull Machete in Brazil

Only their wits are sharper.... well half their wit anyway! Watermelons are dangerous as I tried to stab a man with one once and I ended up with a bloody nose!
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I'm just going to start mailing wetstones to random Brazilian addresses. eventually they will sharped their fucking blades.
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Re: Murder with Dull Machete in Brazil

Did they just tough talk a corpse? Fucking teenagers.....dats gangstaaa, yooo
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Re: Murder with Dull Machete in Brazil

If they were smart.. they would sharpen that machete. I’m quite sure they could kill more people in less time.
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Re: Murder with Dull Machete in Brazil

They could have cut his limbs faster using a tree branch
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Re: Murder with Dull Machete in Brazil

They should have just took the body by the feet and swung it to the ground a few times. It would have been more effective than that lame excuse of a machete.
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Re: Murder with Dull Machete in Brazil

Wasn't the fingers overkill? They did go for the whole hand..not that it worked.


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