[DarkSighted]

Cpl tons of soil can really get you down. And keep you there.

[William May]

Originally Posted by nudibranches646 ↗

As the Irish say…. "May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields…”

You forgot the part about: "And may the muddy clay embrace you gently as it punctures your spleen!" Or words to that effect.

I am no expert at Leprechaunese.

[William May]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

He must have been the world’s worst engineer. I wonder who will inherit the title now?

It's NOW a guy in India. And he's looking at some power cables, draped over a metal awning held up by an aluminum ladder, as we speak!

I'm afraid the title moves around pretty quickly!

[Lugia]

What was the result of the inspection?

[ViraA]

Darwin Award definitely.