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10-28-2022, 05:19 PM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:30 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,742
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Muddy Corpse, Colombia
A man died in the middle of a landslide in the rural area of Dagua Valle. He was traveling along Via Simón Bolivar, the old road to Buenaventura, when a mountain slide fell on him.
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10-28-2022, 06:07 PM
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Re: Muddy Corpse, Colombia
They could have left him buried and grown a whole new person  |
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10-28-2022, 08:20 PM
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Re: Muddy Corpse, Colombia
Yep, a little bit of some resuscitation and he’ll be just fine. Don’t forget to breathe into his mouth as well as doing those chest compressions ~  |
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10-29-2022, 02:56 PM
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Re: Muddy Corpse, Colombia
Worst chest compressions I have ever seen More like a sternal massage  |
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02-17-2024, 01:32 AM
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Re: Muddy Corpse, Colombia
 Yeaaahhh… Those ‘chest compressions’ were like my son’s kindergarten crayon pictures when compared to ‘The Starry Night’ by Van Gogh. And the guy in the hard hat is supposed to be the ‘professionally trained’, first line, life saving, rescue person!!! That’s just completely astounding to me… that their rescue people have absolutely no training. At all. He knows less than I do, and I don’t work in healthcare. What a bunch of freaking fools. Their whole country should be embarrassed by this display of sheer idiocy.
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