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06-16-2021, 03:54 AM
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Motorist Spots Guy That Hanged Himself from Pedestrian Bridge
South Africa. Nov 18. 2020.
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06-16-2021, 04:09 AM
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Re: Motorist Spots Guy That Hanged Himself from Pedestrian Bridge
If they stuck some tin cans on him, he would make an excellent wind chime  |
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06-16-2021, 06:50 AM
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Re: Motorist Spots Guy That Hanged Himself from Pedestrian Bridge
I have chimes in my garden; now, whenever the wind blows, I am going to think of a suicidal man suspended from a bridge. Thanks  |
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06-16-2021, 07:20 AM
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Re: Motorist Spots Guy That Hanged Himself from Pedestrian Bridge
Surprising his body wasn't stolen before officials got there. Everything unattended in south africa gets stolen. How anyone could want to live there is baffling.  |
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06-16-2021, 01:30 PM
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Re: Motorist Spots Guy That Hanged Himself from Pedestrian Bridge
My training at the Columbian School of Forensic Science and Plumbing tells me that he COULD be a Pinata, and that they should test this out by hitting him with sticks. If all they get is dead body juices out, then I can say with certainty that he is NOT a Pinata. But there is no way for sure until he is scientifically tested with sticks. And if he is NOT a Pinata, then we could follow "MEGAMAN's" suggestion, and decorate him as a wind chime. It's the POSITIVE suggestions by everybody here, that make this such a wonderful and dynamic web site! |
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06-16-2021, 01:31 PM
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Re: Motorist Spots Guy That Hanged Himself from Pedestrian Bridge
Well, I have dead bodies hanging in MY garden, and now I'm going to decorate them all as wind chimes! Thanks! |
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06-16-2021, 02:19 PM
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Re: Motorist Spots Guy That Hanged Himself from Pedestrian Bridge
Bet you're popular with the neighbours: "Uh...W-William, is that a...is that a dead b- "Nope. Deadcoration."  |
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09-09-2021, 12:23 AM
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Re: Motorist Spots Guy That Hanged Himself from Pedestrian Bridge
Aww… I want some outdoor wind chimes made out of dead bodies  |
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09-09-2021, 01:02 AM
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Re: Motorist Spots Guy That Hanged Himself from Pedestrian Bridge
Well, maybe everyone who lives there is hoping to steal a dead body that's hanging from a bridge! Don't be so judgemental! Geez! |
