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06-16-2026, 11:37 AM
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Motorcyclist Stuck in Windshield After Crashing Into Kombi Van
Nova Iguaçu, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil A serious accident resulted in the death of a motorcyclist on Monday afternoon. According to initial reports, a Volkswagen Kombi van and a motorcycle collided head-on under circumstances that are still being investigated by authorities. The impact was such that the motorcyclist went through the Kombi's windshield. |
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06-16-2026, 01:34 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Stuck in Windshield After Crashing Into Kombi Van
Is that a piss jug he's got there?
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06-16-2026, 01:41 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Stuck in Windshield After Crashing Into Kombi Van
That’s a classic VW Van and is probably going to the scrap yard now… ruined a good old car.  |
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06-16-2026, 03:34 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Stuck in Windshield After Crashing Into Kombi Van
No Way! That thing has HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILES AHEAD OF IT!  |
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06-16-2026, 03:37 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Stuck in Windshield After Crashing Into Kombi Van
The guy looks sad, like "Golly, now my windshield is all busted!" "My life is a never-ending MISERY!" |
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06-16-2026, 04:05 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Stuck in Windshield After Crashing Into Kombi Van
Mind you, he will get a nice settlement from his insurance for his windshield and, if lucky, the glass company will even clean the interior of the car. He might even be gifted a little pine-shaped deodorizer to hang to his mirror. So, all in all, it was a pretty good day  |
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06-16-2026, 04:09 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Stuck in Windshield After Crashing Into Kombi Van
Sorry, I always look at the negatives. I should be MORE POSITIVE and stop being such a negative nelly. OF COURSE, they are giving him a pine-tree deodorizer! Silly Me! |
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06-16-2026, 04:15 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Stuck in Windshield After Crashing Into Kombi Van
The most happy-go-lucky people are often the negative behind their merry ways. Know that your posts always bring a smile to my face, and you are an inspiration You. Are. A. Great. Guy. Well, the families of the people who are the bottom of your jokes may beg to differ, but you can't be liked by everyone  EDIT : That was supposed to sound funny-corny, but it sounds lame-corny Oh well |
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06-16-2026, 09:59 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Stuck in Windshield After Crashing Into Kombi Van
Sorry to pop in like this, but can you give me a lift to the next town? I need to get a part to fix my motorcycle.
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06-17-2026, 02:07 AM
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Re: Motorcyclist Stuck in Windshield After Crashing Into Kombi Van
Exacetly what came into my mind when I saw it.
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