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03-12-2023, 01:55 PM
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Motorcyclist Slowly Dies After Colliding With Cow
A motorcyclist died after colliding with a cow on the road, near Castanhal in Pará state, Brazil. According to reports, the motorcyclist was riding with a person on the back and failed to dodge the animal, who had been let loose on the road. There was no word on if the cow died. |
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03-12-2023, 03:24 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Slowly Dies After Colliding With Cow
I know that feeling way way too much whole milk switch to 2%percent you'll be ok in the morning  |
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03-12-2023, 03:32 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Slowly Dies After Colliding With Cow
He tried to make a burger but ended up being ground beef  |
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03-12-2023, 03:56 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Slowly Dies After Colliding With Cow
Sounded like he'd swallowed a cow
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03-12-2023, 04:20 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Slowly Dies After Colliding With Cow
Should of stayed home and watched tv on the cowtch.
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03-12-2023, 05:30 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Slowly Dies After Colliding With Cow
Too bad the cow didn’t moo-ve out of the way.
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03-12-2023, 06:01 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Slowly Dies After Colliding With Cow
I wonder if the cow was t-boned. Probably minimal road rash on the cow since it had it's leather suit on. The motorcyclist had minimal skills - the cow, on the other hand, at least knew how to steer. |
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03-12-2023, 06:07 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Slowly Dies After Colliding With Cow
How long can we milk these cow remarks?
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03-12-2023, 06:20 PM
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Re: Motorcyclist Slowly Dies After Colliding With Cow
I will suck on that teat until it is dry. Gotta grab the bull by the horns, ya know.
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