[Rose25]

Originally Posted by TheCruxofBag ↗

Cancún, Quintana Roo, Mexico

Oh wow, there’s literally tourists just walking past, it doesn’t look real, imagine just seeing that.awful

A 20-year-old American tourist, Alejandro C.G., was vacationing at Cancún when his friend, Lyric T., who was swimming in the sea, began to struggle to stay afloat due to the force of the waves.

Alejandro jumped into the sea to save her, but was swept away by the current and disappeared. Lyric was rescued by a lifeguard and was stabilized at hospital.

A few days later, the remains of Alejandro - from Michigan - washed up.

[William May]

I thought about this for a long time, and finally concluded he must have been wearing heavy sunscreen all over his face, and thus the sea animals ignored that part of him, versus the more tasty areas that do not have zinc and petroleum jelly on them. I think, anyway.

[DCLXVI]

why isnt anyone doing CPR what kinda lifeguards do they have in Mexico!?

[CatBatMan]

Originally Posted by Cryptkeeper ↗

I wonder if "Lyric" has seen those pics.

She'll write a song about it.

[theamazingkort]

Originally Posted by CatBatMan ↗

She'll write a song about it.

I wrote a song about it! Like to hear it? Here it goes!

"My friend drowned and got eaten by crabs tryin' to save me, guess I shoulda stayed home! Ahhhh ahhh!"

Thank you very much!

[theamazingkort]

I hope that just one of you knows where that's from.

[SineadOConnor]

Wash your hands you disgusting Mexicans!

[n4xtube]

How is his face still intact? Whatever ate the rest of him, didn't even bother to chew off his face.