[rhubarb_king]

There's enough lard there to flash fry an entire buffalo

[rohmell]

He certainly didn't die from starvation.

[mr_feelgood]

Thank God for the lack of smellovision

[mr_feelgood]

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by Mr.NoCredit ↗

They’ll need to take a wall down and use a forklift once they cut the floor out or figure a way to strap him up. 10 men couldn’t coordinate a good lift to move him out of the house. He’s got to weigh close to if not over 500lbs. It’s a job for hydraulics and machinery .

Hire riggers, 5 guys moved a 2500 lb safe into my old house years ago, down a flight of stairs. they wrapped a strap around a nearby large elm tree and slid it down the steps. i bet it will be there until that house is demolished

[Satori]

Probably better to go than to exist in that state..

[Mr.NoCredit]

Originally Posted by TheCruxofBag ↗

Could be the translation, my source used the term "casa de acumuladores" (hoarder's house). Could be a fuck-up on my part. Maybe it's less "hoarding" and more "wasn't able to take out the rubbish".

I'll edit the title and add some clarification on my initial post.

You didn’t need to do that Crux. I’m just spouting off like normal. I’ve known a couple of serious hoarders in my life. Their homes were absolutely horrible places. You didn’t even want to go in. “Thanks! I’ll stand outside.”

[Mr.NoCredit]

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

Hire riggers, 5 guys moved a 2500 lb safe into my old house years ago, down a flight of stairs. they wrapped a strap around a nearby large elm tree and slid it down the steps. i bet it will be there until that house is demolished

Guns, guns and more guns! Good on you G. At least you keep them “safe”.

[VileGirl]

Just burn it all

[King Herald]

Originally Posted by Mr.NoCredit ↗

He’s not a hoarder. You can see the floor. He definitely lives like a pig in filth but if he were a hoarder there would be shit piled from floor to ceiling. Usually there’s a path through the home around all of the stacked garbage. I’ve been wrong before and will be again but I don’t think he was a hoarder in the sense I’m thinking.

I’ll guess his heart gave out trying to pump blood to and through that body.. just couldn’t keep up with the job.

He boarded food…. in his belly. Great piles of it, as much as he could get down his pie hole.

He must have had delivery people running shifts, delivering enough food to make him that size.