[Peanut1pool]

Originally Posted by mr_feelgood ↗

Lmao that asshole was gliding across the pavement

Metaphor or literal?

[pokerplay]

miami suspect reported wearing white jeans, loafers no socks, and a dan marino jersey.

[AWOL655321]

Thats fuckn sad.bro

[Vinnystruckn]

And he hits the 49 yard field goal to bring the game within 3

[Stlburger]

Oh wow I didn't even notice until reading the news stories carefully and rewatching the vid very very close: It looks like by the time he's already in frame, one leg is gone and the other is just hanging on by a bit of skin and maybe muscle.

[Cryptkeeper]

If it was an illegal alien driver, you'll never hear another word of this. Thanks, George Orwell, maybe you really knew your shit.

[DevanteB92]

It's crazy to say that this video makes Marcos grabs his head and says "Oh" to, we've burned it into our brain to watch for pure entertainment and educational purposes with ease

[corpsehands]

What a way to go, fuckin jogging.

[houseoftechno]

Originally Posted by houseoftechno ↗

Police Report: The driver, Estupinan, age 38, was driving a 2012 gray Volkswagen Passat and "struck the pedestrian/victim from behind… causing him to be thrown into the air while mutilating both legs." Authorities noted in their arrest report that "the driver made no visible attempt to brake and avoid the collision."

A press report said the impact tossed the victim's body into the air, and he landed 170 feet away from the point of impact.

Miami-Dade County Commissioner Eileen Higgins said that as a result of this collision, and days after it occurred, the County installed 4-way stop signs at every intersection for the stretch of 21st Avenue impacted by speeding drivers.


Might be able to find the driver's mugshot here, but I can't get in without FB credentials:
https://www.facebook.com/p/Miami-Dad...0090610433308/

Ha ha. Thanks for the mugshot legwork, Kelly!

[LERK]

It’s safer to not exercise, got it.