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11-07-2023, 06:07 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,621
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Mexican Superman, Only Wearing a Sheet, Jumps from Overpass
This morning around 7 AM a man escaped from the Hospital, only wearing a bloodied sheet, and went to an overpass 200 meters away with the intent of jumping. A woman tried to intervene but to no avail as he jumped and died leaving the woman with his sheet.  |
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11-07-2023, 06:21 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:304 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,281 4,281Posts 23,518Thanked 1,438Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Mexican Superman, Only Wearing a Sheet, Jumps from Overpass
looks like he's going into the krypt tonight.
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11-07-2023, 06:44 PM
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Re: Mexican Superman, Only Wearing a Sheet, Jumps from Overpass
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11-07-2023, 07:17 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:489 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,165 2,165Posts 4,695Thanked 710Quoted 4Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Mexican Superman, Only Wearing a Sheet, Jumps from Overpass
Oh okay. 10/10 Mr Superman. Hard to get more offensively delusional than what this guy did  |
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11-07-2023, 07:19 PM
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 Sarcastic Stoner Poster Rank:618 I'm a fuckin dude, dude. Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,485 1,485Posts 4,426Thanked 219Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Mexican Superman, Only Wearing a Sheet, Jumps from Overpass
Nice! A headfirst swannie that Chris Benoit would be proud of!!  (yes, I know this is "triggering"....fuckin deal with it!)   
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |
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11-07-2023, 08:29 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:200 Join Date: Oct 2022 Posts: 7,690 7,690Posts 4,614Thanked 4,700Quoted 25Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Mexican Superman, Only Wearing a Sheet, Jumps from Overpass
hmm wow im torn on this one. its so good all around, it had everything including the CRUNCH except height. there just wasnt enough velocity 8/10 |
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#7
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11-07-2023, 08:33 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,472
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Re: Mexican Superman, Only Wearing a Sheet, Jumps from Overpass
Faster than a speeding bullet.. Able to leap tall buildings on a single bound This caped crusaders invisibility cloak that he borrowed from Frodo is not working  |
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11-07-2023, 08:52 PM
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Re: Mexican Superman, Only Wearing a Sheet, Jumps from Overpass
Touche God bless that lady, though. Maybe he was already marked for death by a gang or a drug dealer and he managed to survive the initial attack, knew he was doomed, and just decided to finish himself off. Who knows  ?
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11-07-2023, 09:20 PM
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Re: Mexican Superman, Only Wearing a Sheet, Jumps from Overpass
He sure gave her a good moon before he jumped…  It was close enough to see what he’d eaten this morning…  |
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#10
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11-07-2023, 09:29 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2225 Join Date: Apr 2023 Posts: 211 211Posts 311Thanked 40Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Mexican Superman, Only Wearing a Sheet, Jumps from Overpass
Momma tried
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