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05-19-2011, 11:06 PM
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After realising they weren't getting anywhere with the bat, they began chopping into him to try and find that candy. But still no candy was found. That's the last time they buy a human pinata.
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Damn..
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ouch ouch ouch !!!! & FUCKING OUCH !!!!! was that Jedward playing in the background ?
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If I were in that cartel business I'd make sure that I was keeping one spare bullet in my pocket for myself at any time.

Wouldnt like to go away like that tbh. Beaten till death by bat, crushing all of your bones to dust.
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I am never taking drugs. I am never selling drugs and I sure as shit am NEVER going to Mexico unless I have a cyanide pill with me, under my tongue, ready to bite.
Shit that was brutal.
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I would ran away before they hacked my hand off..

Sorry, wrong topic. (spastic fingers;)
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I am never taking drugs. I am never selling drugs and I sure as shit am NEVER going to Mexico unless I have a cyanide pill with me, under my tongue, ready to bite.
Shit that was brutal.
What you said except I stop at; I sure as shit am NEVER going to Mexico. I used to love going there.
Never again.
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we living in so fucked up world and society, imagine he born a baby and after 30 yer hes ended like this, becouse of society,rules, religion, etc... disturbing
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I think I'll stay above the border to S. America, thanks very much.


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