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03-29-2026, 09:29 AM
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Mercedes Driver Ejected from Car During Rollover Crash
At 12:30 PM, in the heart of Khabarovsk, a Mercedes driver was driving along Amursky Boulevard toward Dzerzhinsky Street. At the same time, a Toyota Yaris taxi with a female passenger on board was traveling along Zaparina Street from Muravyovo-Amursky Street. Their paths crossed at the intersection. The Khabarovsk State Traffic Inspectorate has not yet clarified whether the SUV driver entered the intersection on a red light. Investigators will determine this. After the impact, the Mercedes was forced into the barrier and started to rollover. The driver was ejected from the vehicle. The ambulance crew that arrived pronounced him dead at the scene. |
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03-29-2026, 09:37 AM
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Re: Mercedes Driver Ejected from Car During Rollover Crash
Vehicles manufactured by Mercedes are designed to eject inept drivers in order to preserve the status and craftsmanship of their brand.
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03-29-2026, 10:04 AM
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Re: Mercedes Driver Ejected from Car During Rollover Crash
This is the new Mercedes-Benz JewFlinger2000©️. It automatically scans the drivers face and if it detects any “Jewishness” it accelerates to 65 mph, rolls over and throws the offending Israelite 100 feet in the air.
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03-29-2026, 11:53 AM
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Re: Mercedes Driver Ejected from Car During Rollover Crash
It made me laugh, but I think THIS car had a "Russo-Detector" in it. They only toss supporters of Putin.  |
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03-29-2026, 12:03 PM
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Re: Mercedes Driver Ejected from Car During Rollover Crash
Instant karma for Russian too fast
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03-29-2026, 12:52 PM
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Re: Mercedes Driver Ejected from Car During Rollover Crash
Centrifugal force and a lack of seatbelt for the win. 9.5 out of 10. |
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03-29-2026, 01:31 PM
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Re: Mercedes Driver Ejected from Car During Rollover Crash
The car was definitely unhappy with its driver. Tossed him out: “I’ve had enough of your hot foot. Here, have some air today”, and, spoken in that famous Arnold Schwarzenegger voice: “Get Out!”
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03-29-2026, 02:05 PM
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Re: Mercedes Driver Ejected from Car During Rollover Crash
Well , R kelly said , believe we could fly, okay, it's called a seat belt people.They've been existing for a long time lol  |
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03-29-2026, 02:06 PM
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Re: Mercedes Driver Ejected from Car During Rollover Crash
They don't make G-Wagons like they use to any more.
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03-29-2026, 09:05 PM
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Re: Mercedes Driver Ejected from Car During Rollover Crash
And in the SAME Schwarzenegger voice: "You VON'T be Bock!" |
