[albie54]

He was just trying to get his life back on track.

[Stevieaitch]

Think id aim my head for the buffer and not the coupling.

[Tyrantus]

Originally Posted by jbdatx ↗

So you watch a video of a guy getting hit by a train and this is what exits your keyboard? I used to be able to read a little gibberish in high school but I was never fluent, is there a translation available somewhere?

Sadly no, the last guy we hired to do that work is actually the subject in this video.

[booboo2718]

Originally Posted by pokerplay ↗

Trained doctors were track-ing his progress but said soon he simply went off the rails. Before all of their efforts went down the train, they said the man had many freight days in a row. When asked, they said they wished it had been a slowcomotive and that getting their patient on the right track was harder than it steams.

I'll just have to take what you say and choo on that a while.

[Pyramid_Head]

Probably got tired of living in that shithole.

[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by foxfantastic ↗

Um...no. The most popular Kardashians are the product of a family in concert with both Hollywood AND entertainment law. The VAST majority of us have no knowledge of one or the other, and this guy was living in a (according to Wikipedia), second-world country, so I don't blame him for taking his life.

I highly doubt that the Kardashian daughters got to their pedestal through hard work, studies, and effort.

The Kardashians did, if you call laying on your back work.

[gauldicus]

I thought this was a trailer for the new superman 5 movie.

[rhubarb_king]

A reminder that slower trains still pack a killer punch.

[mcpronoun]

Mentally ill?
Nope just another suicidal retard, move along nothing to see here.

[sharpypointy]

He must have been training for this his whole life.