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Re: Man's Last Day of Work.

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Me at the start: Looks pretty safe so far.

Then he gets out.

Me: Oh, there it is. Completely preventable. Complacency can kill.
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Re: Man's Last Day of Work.

He became a jibble sandwich- Barry Burton
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Re: Man's Last Day of Work.

See how his neck went all thick?, like his internals were forced into what little bit of body space was left. Brutal!.
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Re: Man's Last Day of Work.

Damn, that machine barely struggled a second when squishing him.
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he guessed wrong timing .. it take 10 seconds for the hydraulic pushes back down from stand still
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Re: Man's Last Day of Work.

I bet he was looking at porn on his phone, and he must have been distracted at the thought of a long edging session in front of his 2014 Lenovo laptop, while smoking some cigarettes and drinking some cold beer.
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What a fucking idiot!!!!!
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Re: Man's Last Day of Work.

I had a garlic press that worked like that.
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Re: Man's Last Day of Work.

I had a garlic press that worked like that.
You had people fall into your garlic press?
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