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10-22-2023, 10:11 AM
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Man's Head Virtually Destroyed After Being Murdered Whilst On Hammock
São Luís do Curu, Ceará state, Brazil The victim, identified only as E., was lying on a hammock on the balcony of his residence when he was murdered with multiple gunshots to the head. |
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10-22-2023, 12:08 PM
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Re: Man's Head Virtually Destroyed After Being Murdered Whilst On Hammock
This calls for a Gimlet "Strange Adventures In Travel" story. Around 1990, I was working for some Israeli based jews who had some exceptional software and an office in Chicago. Somebody technical needed to fly to Brazil to train a customer on our software. I was 25 years old but was sent because there was a cholera epidemic in that area of Brazil, we had entered a recession and management wanted to kill me off. I had never been south of the USA border, and I arrived in Rio and helped my contact push start his Alcool Chevrolet. It was Sunday late afternoon, he took me to his tiny but beautiful home where his girlfriend and another women were waiting. They had a grill going and were playing "Guinnevere" by Crosby Stills and Nash on their excellent stereo, a heady scene and one of the funnest times I ever had on business travel. My host gave me a drink of the local mezcal, which they called "chinga" or "pinga" or something like that, and had me lie of his hammock strung looking over the mountains. As I lay there, my host said "at work they have a saying, "if you don't like somebody at Luiz's parties, put your clothes on and leave". I realized he had brought the 29 year old Bitbus programmer over on Sunday night to "entertain" his American guest and maybe inspire an orgy... (to be continued) |
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10-22-2023, 02:35 PM
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Re: Man's Head Virtually Destroyed After Being Murdered Whilst On Hammock
In the second picture you can see a large open wound on the front of his left shoulder. Clearly he was killed by Joe Biden. We need to launch a full scale investigation followed by shoving several bananas up the presidents butthole. Who’s with me? |
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10-22-2023, 06:12 PM
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Re: Man's Head Virtually Destroyed After Being Murdered Whilst On Hammock
Just pop some petunias in there in various gay colors, and VOILA!! Open casket celebration!
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10-22-2023, 08:28 PM
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Re: Man's Head Virtually Destroyed After Being Murdered Whilst On Hammock
That is some bizarre shit right there, I mean lavender silk underwear And I'm almost positive we've seen a murder at this particular location before. Those tiles look suspiciously familiar; in fact, I think you can see a crack near the wall where a former dude was found shot to death. |
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10-22-2023, 09:00 PM
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Re: Man's Head Virtually Destroyed After Being Murdered Whilst On Hammock
Another example of the use of those large white porcelain tiles that allows quick, easy cleanup of bodily fluids so as to prepare the property expeditiously for the next renter.
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