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12-12-2021, 12:21 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2739 Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 151 151Posts 7,169Thanked 47Quoted 3Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Man's Head Was Hit Flat
In the final video, his eyeballs seem to fall out
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12-12-2021, 12:35 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,627 49,627Posts 76,342Thanked 24,338Quoted 28Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
This video is reminds me to be sure and see “The Nutcracker” this holiday season.
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12-12-2021, 12:44 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,476
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
The instant his head fell out of the homemade head press, it was flat as fuck.. The mass refilled when he fell to the ground, but obviously not in the same symmetry  |
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12-12-2021, 12:55 PM
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
That was funny  The sound of the door slamming on him and bouncing back is like a comedy rimshot, or more accurately, like that suffix Mexican mariachis add to the end of their performances: ta-da-daa dum-dum. Cars have been doing a lot of mischief lately  |
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12-12-2021, 01:10 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,658
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
he stuck his stupid head right in after watching the dumb trucker backing up |
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12-12-2021, 02:02 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:411 Join Date: May 2021 Posts: 2,952 2,952Posts 4,490Thanked 38Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
~ Nailed It! Nothing like an amateur Darwinian to exemplify the proper technique to get a Golden Darwin Award.    ~ The truck driver even beeped as he was backing up. I guess that was the Darwinian Idiot's performance queue. ~ Darwin Stupidity = Accidental Suicide |
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12-12-2021, 05:29 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:818 Male Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 960 960Posts 2,079Thanked 97Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
Should have a Documenting Retarded category just for idiots like that!!
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12-12-2021, 07:09 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:624 Dude Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 1,457 1,457Posts 1,904Thanked 352Quoted 7Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
If Chinese people weren't retarded I'd say that almost looked intentional.  |
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#9
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12-12-2021, 07:32 PM
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| My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:509 Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 2,065 2,065Posts 1,708Thanked 1,566Quoted 17Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
That's what he gets for sticking his head in where it don't belong . Poor guy RIP.
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#10
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12-12-2021, 08:01 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:94 Male Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 16,977 16,977Posts 25,144Thanked 1,901Quoted 9Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
How did the driver backing not see the guy in his passenger mirrors? |
