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12-12-2021, 12:21 PM
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Man's Head Was Hit Flat
In the final video, his eyeballs seem to fall out
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12-12-2021, 12:35 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 47,136 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23339 Post(s)
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
This video is reminds me to be sure and see “The Nutcracker” this holiday season.
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12-12-2021, 12:44 PM
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
The instant his head fell out of the homemade head press, it was flat as fuck.. The mass refilled when he fell to the ground, but obviously not in the same symmetry  |
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12-12-2021, 12:55 PM
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
That was funny  The sound of the door slamming on him and bouncing back is like a comedy rimshot, or more accurately, like that suffix Mexican mariachis add to the end of their performances: ta-da-daa dum-dum. Cars have been doing a lot of mischief lately  |
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12-12-2021, 01:10 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,149
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
he stuck his stupid head right in after watching the dumb trucker backing up |
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12-12-2021, 02:02 PM
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
~ Nailed It! Nothing like an amateur Darwinian to exemplify the proper technique to get a Golden Darwin Award.    ~ The truck driver even beeped as he was backing up. I guess that was the Darwinian Idiot's performance queue. ~ Darwin Stupidity = Accidental Suicide |
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12-12-2021, 05:29 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:812 Male Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 960 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 97 Post(s)
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
Should have a Documenting Retarded category just for idiots like that!!
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12-12-2021, 07:09 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:617 Dude Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 1,462 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 352 Post(s)
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
If Chinese people weren't retarded I'd say that almost looked intentional.  |
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12-12-2021, 07:32 PM
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
That's what he gets for sticking his head in where it don't belong . Poor guy RIP.
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12-12-2021, 08:01 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 16,939 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 1887 Post(s)
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Re: Man's Head Was Hit Flat
How did the driver backing not see the guy in his passenger mirrors? |
