[umakemeSICK]

The OLD Russian mafia woulda CUT his finger off. he got it quick!

[LrlynJy]

Originally Posted by spycosis ↗

Yeah good point. I expected him to be laughing and swapping jokes after they shot his appendage off. It´s only a finger, right ...
And back to reality for a second.... I´ve had a range of injuries in my life, from the relatively superficial, right through to rather more serious injuries, and this is my concise list of Painfulness Ratings.
The list starts with the most severe pain I have ever known, ending with the least.

1. Toothache
2. Broken and lacerated fingers
3. Double leg breaks - Tibia and fibula
4. Broken wrists
5. Neck Hernia
6. Gunshot wound to calf muscle
7. Standing on a piece of Lego with no shoes on.
8. Being hit in the face with a softball bat

Fingers fucking hurt. There are a ridiculous amount of nerve endings in there designed to prevent your body from following your fingers into the danger area. The fingers are like an SAS reconnaissance team, scanning the environment for danger so they have to be ultra sensitive.

i can imagine how much you weigh if stepping on a lego piece is more painful for you than getting hit with a bat in the face... peace...

[jesse]

Come on....legos hurt! Just like stepping on a piece of cow hooves my dogs chew on. Can make you crazy. Yep. I do say.

(Thank goodness my banana is dancing again....)

[spycosis]

Originally Posted by XybertroniX ↗

i can imagine how much you weigh if stepping on a lego piece is more painful for you than getting hit with a bat in the face... peace...

LOL thanks for that. When I say 'step' on a piece of lego, of course I use the word very loosely, since I am so fat I am unable to step since 1989. What usually happens is I fall asleep near the offending piece of lego, and in the night I continue to get fatter at such a rate that my body oozes across the floor and grows over the piece of lego, thus causing the pain I mentioned earlier. Notably the lego blocks are also attracted to me, as I am so massive I generate gravity in the order of 5.2 metres per second squared. Which also means that I have to shit with enough speed to exceed my own escape velocity. You don't wanna know what happens when that fails.

[petedeamon]

Was it the whole finger? Oh, the one next to it.

[LrlynJy]

Originally Posted by spycosis ↗

LOL thanks for that. When I say 'step' on a piece of lego, of course I use the word very loosely, since I am so fat I am unable to step since 1989. What usually happens is I fall asleep near the offending piece of lego, and in the night I continue to get fatter at such a rate that my body oozes across the floor and grows over the piece of lego, thus causing the pain I mentioned earlier. Notably the lego blocks are also attracted to me, as I am so massive I generate gravity in the order of 5.2 metres per second squared. Which also means that I have to shit with enough speed to exceed my own escape velocity. You don't wanna know what happens when that fails.

now thats what i call exaggerating.