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04-18-2021, 03:22 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Man's Body Destroyed from the Neck Down
Said to have been caused by a gas explosion in Paraguay
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04-18-2021, 04:48 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2246 Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 208 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 46 Post(s)
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Re: Man's Body Destroyed from the Neck Down
A gas explosion? It was very good gas, at least.
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04-18-2021, 05:23 AM
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Re: Man's Body Destroyed from the Neck Down
gas cylinder i suppose.  |
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04-18-2021, 09:18 AM
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Re: Man's Body Destroyed from the Neck Down
Fuck me its Bishop!
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04-18-2021, 01:17 PM
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Re: Man's Body Destroyed from the Neck Down
he was straddling the cylinder like Sea Biscuit  |
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04-18-2021, 01:44 PM
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Re: Man's Body Destroyed from the Neck Down
Was he breathing fucking gas and it ignited....JESUS FUCK is that his heart nuzzled under his chin?
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04-18-2021, 04:29 PM
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Re: Man's Body Destroyed from the Neck Down
What they mean is: he was attempting to light a fart on fire, but the flame ended up traveling up his bum and the compressed methane gas he had been holding up there ignited....and he burst. St Peter, who stands at the gates of Heaven, was just like  and waved him through. Didn't even wanna make eye contact with this foo  |
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04-18-2021, 10:38 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:54 "G," for Gentleman. Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 27,061
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Re: Man's Body Destroyed from the Neck Down
When nature calls, you can't put her on hold. That's why you should never hold your shit in. Ignore the teacher, go to the restroom.
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