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he was just installing directv is all. dumbass
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That was a noisy bunch.
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Crazy footage
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No way he survived that of course, even if after the video cut off he was airlifted to hospital. His insides were all burned up by the fire at that point. He'd have no intestines or pancreas or spleen or even kidneys by that point.
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everyone must feel so helpless
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Super Simple Buffalo Fried Human

You will need :
1 Human, any type.
Medium to high voltage power lines. (220 - 440 Volts or greater)
Hot Sauce
Margarine

Prepare :

1,Tell Human he can connect his own electricity to save a ton of money and have power in his hut.
2, Sear on all sides on high voltage, switch to medium/low voltage to cook thoroughly.
3, Let cook until crispy/on fire.

Prepare hot sauce:

2 Parts hot sauce (Preferably Frank's RedHot..put that sht on everything, Texas Pete works too.)
1 part liquid margarine or melted margarine..
combine and whisk together

optional add in's -
Onion Powder
Garlic Powder
Sugar

Toss/roll human in sauce until thoroughly coated. Serve with Bleu Cheese or Ranch Dressing and Celery sticks.

Enjoy!
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The folks down below are probably screaming with anticipation of the free barbecued meat. I can hear a guy taking bids for the left arm.
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Judging by the origin of the fire, he had a burrito supreme before the incident which launched him from his café seat into the powerline.
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Talk about a Weenie-Roast!


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