[verizonvoyajerk]

Why the fuck was he up there?

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

Is IBM there, too? I know Hewlett Packard tech support is 24 hours a day!

I cannot imagine a nice place for office buildings. All we ever see here is poverty and destruction.

One of the times I called there was right after Michael Jackson was murdered. The guy asked me, "Do you know this Michael Jackson?"

I was shocked they would know him there.

Jacko is a universal USA export and institution, kind of like Coca Cola and Elvis.

Couple quick Jacko jokes:

Q: When is it bedtime at Jacko's house?






A: When the big hand is on the little hand
Q: whats black and comes in little white cans?









A: Michael jackson

[morbid_jizzm]

what would ave happend if hed ripped a big fart right there...

[MotherMel]

[Stormcharger]

Originally Posted by Martano666 ↗

Well, the power must have been turned off after it set his shorts on fire. There is no chance that the guy would have been able to move if the power was still turned on. So either someone turned it off, or he blew the power after getting torched. But, do I really need to point out the idiocy of this country?

The 1st world countries have to figure out proper safety procedure for this stuff on their own... and have done a good job. Yet, the 3rd world countries don't have to figure anything out, the 'figuring' is already done. All they have to do is model their procedures according to 1st world standards, but even THAT is too difficult for them.

It's just as I suspected though. According to Morgan Freeman's "Through the Wormhole", different races have different averages for their IQ's due to evolution of the brain over the past 50,000 years. Blacks, Indians, and Hispanics, on average, have the lowest IQ's due to genetics. Caucasian's, and Orientals have the highest. They also said Jews are at the top, but I'm not sure why since the study was about different races, not different religions.

lol. I think this answers why most 3rd worlders are dumb fucks. But then again, so are most 1st worlders.

I think its because jews are a race as well as a religon, if you dont believe me look on wikipedia

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by Stormcharger ↗

I think its because jews are a race as well as a religon, if you dont believe me look on wikipedia

Just like the jews to insist on being a race and religion too. Kosher buggers insist on having their matzo and eating it too...

[Emma-O]

Originally Posted by gemmylou ↗

lol good one

Nah. Way to cliche and terribly predictable.

[Agenda21]

Man these countrys too lazy to put cables in ground ?

[Jesse56273]

GOT DAMN, THAT ASS IN ON FIRE!!!!

[jm121]

He was alive and conscious the whole time. Terrible way to go.