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01-27-2020, 06:17 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,691
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Mangled Mess Loaded Onto a Stretcher
he'll be in the next morning newspapers which will be used for another new traffic accident victim.
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01-27-2020, 07:39 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:800 Man Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 986 986Posts 1,856Thanked 164Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Mangled Mess Loaded Onto a Stretcher
That’s it, next time I buy someone a jigsaw puzzle I’m wrapping the pieces individually.
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01-28-2020, 04:03 AM
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Re: Mangled Mess Loaded Onto a Stretcher
I don't think these are real paramedics for several reasons. 1. Everyone know EMS agencies around the globe quit using newspapers to treat massive trauma victims in 1997. 2. That wasn't a stretcher. That was a creeper from my garage. 3. Even the worst, slack jawed two brain cell EMT knows to turn off the fucking siren when you get there. Oh FFS! |
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01-28-2020, 07:12 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,202 22,202Posts 43,089Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Mangled Mess Loaded Onto a Stretcher
They should feed the kibbles & bits to the local homeless folks.
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01-28-2020, 10:30 PM
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Re: Mangled Mess Loaded Onto a Stretcher
Crikey!! Have some respect and be gentle with the poor bloke. You wouldn’t want to hurt him anymore than he already is.
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