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06-09-2023, 10:59 AM
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Manaus Man is Mangled After Being Run Over
A man's body was mutilated on the night of Thursday, 8th, after being run over on Estrada de Iranduba, a municipality in the Metropolitan Region of Manaus. Some entrails from the body was thrown several metres away. According to witnesses, the man, 29-year-old E.C.F., had just left a nearby bar and was heavily intoxicated. No information has been released on whether the man was a local or had come to Iranduba on holiday. None of the witnesses were able to provide the license plate of the vehicle that ran over the victim. |
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06-09-2023, 12:35 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,606 49,606Posts 76,263Thanked 24,331Quoted 28Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Manaus Man is Mangled After Being Run Over
That’s not so bad. I’ve had worse after a bad bender
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06-09-2023, 04:53 PM
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Re: Manaus Man is Mangled After Being Run Over
Chiropractor will have that worked out in a jiff.... and now that he's lost some weight, he won't need to go as often.  
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06-09-2023, 05:30 PM
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Re: Manaus Man is Mangled After Being Run Over
Just throw some cardboard over him & some cinder blocks by his brain before heading home. C-ya tomorrow.
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06-11-2023, 07:17 AM
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Re: Manaus Man is Mangled After Being Run Over
He wasn't rag dolled, he was just turned into a rag!
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