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06-23-2025, 11:38 PM
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Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella
It was defective
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06-24-2025, 12:00 AM
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella
He wanted to be reincarnated as a person who doesn’t shit on the streets
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06-24-2025, 01:01 AM
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella
He was tired of it raining all the time.  |
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06-24-2025, 03:49 AM
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella
He wanted to board the train unconventionally. The platform was too mainstream.
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06-24-2025, 04:11 AM
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella
Who wants his hair wet when you plan to commit suicide anyway.  Guy was 71 years old. |
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06-24-2025, 05:25 AM
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella
So weird that, despite being mentally pumped to kill themself, they were still concerned with the rain.
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06-24-2025, 05:40 AM
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella
Goddamn cheap Ronco™ products!
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06-24-2025, 06:28 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:143 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,461 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6080 Post(s)
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella
I didn't see the rest of them. Where were they? At first I thought of the other guy with an umbrella, but he just went about his business.
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06-24-2025, 07:06 AM
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella
"Damn it if I'm going down, I'm taking the umbrella with me!"  |
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06-24-2025, 07:19 AM
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella
20 seconds from causing his iwn death and the most important thing in his mind is t keep dry ??????  |
