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● 06-23-2025, 11:38 PM
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella

He wanted to be reincarnated as a person who doesn’t shit on the streets
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella

He was tired of it raining all the time.
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella

He wanted to board the train unconventionally. The platform was too mainstream.
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella

Who wants his hair wet when you plan to commit suicide anyway.
Guy was 71 years old.
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella

So weird that, despite being mentally pumped to kill themself, they were still concerned with the rain.
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella

Goddamn cheap Ronco™ products!
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella

So weird that, despite being mentally pumped to kill themself, they were still concerned with the rain.
I didn't see the rest of them. Where were they? At first I thought of the other guy with an umbrella, but he just went about his business.
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella

"Damn it if I'm going down, I'm taking the umbrella with me!"
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Re: Man Trying Out His Anti Train Umbrella

20 seconds from causing his iwn death and the most important thing in his mind is t keep dry ??????
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