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03-05-2022, 12:13 AM
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Damn!His sense of urgency overpowered his sense of self preservation..Yet another panicked guy
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

It would have worked for sure had he been wearing cleats.
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

WALK IT OFF!
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Superman forgot the truck was filled with Kryptonite
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

If there was ever an Olympics for dumbasses this guy would get a gold medal with diamonds on it.

The average car weighs around 1.5 tonnes. To get a stalled engine going it takes 2-3 people to push it from behind if you get my flow.

That's a mere car.

And here's this guy trying to stop 35-50 tonnes ?
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

His fear of the ultimate inevitable fact that damage would be caused with the hit simply made his reasoning and logic be completely impaired. logic simply left him. he had some unrealistic unfortunate hope that he could stop the truck.
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

The only thing he managed to slow down that day, was his heart rate.
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Why are people calling him stupid? He thought he could stop the truck and he for damn sure DID stop the truck! He wasn’t wrong!
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Don't know if you Don't try


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